Golden, Just Fucking Golden

Golden Globes

So much shrugging.

I really liked Natalie Portman's sequined shower curtain dress. And only her dress.

I love Dianna Agron. I tried not to, then tried not to admit it. She likes Tim Burton, does that make it better?

I'm also really into this Michelle Williams as classy Pink thing (yes hair colour = entire identity. Obviously) I also Blue Valentine having taken so long to come out that she's aged, and well, since filming it.

What Is Up with Helena Bonhmam Carter? (Do I hear a reality show in there?)

Ellen Page was in Inception?

I'd like to thank Mark Zuckerberg who was on the not-so-into-it side of indifference about this movie made to speculate his life.

And really, the most striking part of the awards: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ROYAL BANK? Are they seriously playing those fucked up racist and blatantly the-really-bad-kind-of-capitalist ads? "We can't decide if we want to retire in style or let our adopted daughter visit the country we stole her from and raised her to know nothing of. And in this reality one trip to China and two peoples' lives from 55 onward cost the same amount." When you said, "saving for the future" I thought you might mean your kids' education, but you mean Yourselves.

People Who Like Hollywood Like International Adoption. And Money. Of Course.